Put a Ring On It ::: 01
Posted: February 24, 2010 Filed under: parody | Tags: bleckest night, bruce lee, sinestro Leave a comment »During a Tres Komikeros secret fortress assembly, the boys together read a copy of Blackest Night #5, and as the last page was turned, a rainbow of rings burst out of the pages, deputizing various celebrities around the globe. This is the beginning of our search.
“Bruce Lee of Earth, you have the ability to inflict great pain… in a yellow jumpsuit. Welcome to the Sinestro Corps.”
Before the Brightest Day…
Posted: February 23, 2010 Filed under: parody | Tags: lanterns Leave a comment »Tres Komikeros 41
Posted: February 20, 2010 Filed under: Podcast | Tags: amanda conner, black panther, blackest night, boobs, brightest day, comics, dan didio, dark horse, dc, devil, doomwar, horror, jim lee, jimmy palmiotti, jonathan maberry, justin gray, marvel, new heroic age, power girl, review, scott eaton, torajiro kishi, vampires, x-men 6 Comments »

John, Alex, and Migs return with a boatload of reviews with their spotlights (eew?) shining on Power Girl #9, Devil #1, and DoomWar #1. After a hefty round of quick shots, the boys discuss the recent big changes in the big offices with Dan Didio, Geoff Johns, and Jim Lee each getting title upgrades. The show is capped off with a panel discussion about the komikeros’ expectations for the New Heroic Age and Brightest Day. Listen and learn, kids.
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Crisis on Two Earths
Posted: February 19, 2010 Filed under: Podcast, review | Tags: andrea romano, batman, bruce timm, cartoons, crime syndicate, dc comics, flash, james woods, justice league, kevin conroy, mark harmon, owl man, review, superman, ultra man, william baldwin, wonder woman 8 Comments »
John is back and EJ joins him to review the latest DC animated feature JUSTICE LEAGUE: CRISIS on TWO EARTHS. Tan tan taaaaan!!! Join the boys as they discuss the film’s highs and lows, their thoughts on James Woods’ performance, and their personal favorite DC superhero animated films.
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The Komikeroic Age
Posted: February 18, 2010 Filed under: parody | Tags: alex cipriano, comics, ej afzelius, geeks, i am an avenger, john amor, miguel santos, nerds, tres komikeros 4 Comments »Cover of the Week – Feb 4, ’10 releases
Posted: February 9, 2010 Filed under: Cover of the Week | Tags: daytripper, fabio moon, gabriel ba Leave a comment »Cover of the Week is my presentation of the best cover from last week’s comic book releases, based on the art, design, and overall good looks.
Hello everyone! I hope you didn’t miss me that much. This week we feature a book by the “wonder twins”, Fabio Moon and Gabriel Ba.
Daytripper #2

A Siege Spoiler
Posted: February 9, 2010 Filed under: parody | Tags: ares, disney, entry, marvel, mickey mouse, parody, siege, spoof Leave a comment »Monday Match-up 2.8.10
Posted: February 8, 2010 Filed under: Versus | Tags: betsy braddock, comic babes, fight, marvel, psylocke, sara pezzini, top cow, witchblade Leave a comment »“There’s no way to caption this without being sexist.” — anonymous komikero
Psylocke: A British telepath inhabiting the body of a Japanese ninja assassin and master martial artist, Betsy Braddock is able to telekinetically enhance her strength and agility enough to outmatch Sabretooth. Her telepathic powers allow her to read her opponents’ minds, and project a focused beam of directed psionic energy into a ‘psycho-blast’ or a ‘psi-blade’ capable of piercing the Juggernaut’s psi-proof helmet.
Why She Wins: Psylocke shoots out a blast of psionic energy at Sara Pezzini and simultaneously charges at her wielding, her psi-blade. The Witchblade instictively blocks her attacks, not letting its host be harmed. Psylocke detects this through her telepathy and unleashes a torrent of psychic attacks coupled with physical blows to continue distracting the Witchblade. Pezzini, unable to withstand the psychic assault, passes out, leaving the Witchblade without a bearer. Psylocke then calls on it come and claim its new host.
Witchblade: Passed along for generations as a mystical gauntlet borne by generations of great warrior women, the Witchblade grants its bearer heightened agility, nigh-invulnerability, a force blast, and at times… necromancy.
Why She Wins: Tough as nails New York City cop Sara Pezzini uses the Witchblade’s demonic attacks to hold the telepathic ninja at bay, but is unable to for too long, not being an advanced martial artist. With Psylocke barely able to physically harm Pezzini, the mutant switches to psychic assault and plunges a psi-blade into Witchblade’s mind. Initially thinking it an easy win, Psylocke is overwhelmed by the gauntlet’s ancient demonic essence and is left a convulsing (albeit hot) mess on the floor as Sara walks away, unfazed.

John, EJ, and Migs volt in this week (but not the way you would think… sicko) and review Flash: Rebirth #6, New Avengers #62, and Blackest Night #7. After a round of Quick Shots and War of Thumbs, the bastards discuss the possibility of burn out caused by an over-saturation of comic book films in the cinemas.












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